Category: Lifestyle

  • Important advice before getting into the Slutwife and Swingers lifestyle

    Important advice before getting into the Slutwife and Swingers lifestyle

    Besides enjoying it and having fun, should you decide to embark on the slut wife lifestyle, then what I consider to be the most important advice anyone could offer would be to be safe.

    Obviously sexually, use protection, don’t ever take anyone’s word for their sexual history. People when motivated by lust or wanting, tend to lie. It’s easy to get caught up in the heat of the moment … and then regret it when it’s too late. There are many STDs and there’s always AIDS, do not think that because it doesn’t get as much news coverage as it used to, that AIDS is not as active as it was. It is and it can devastate your life. Don’t wrongly assume that AIDS only affects gay men. It doesn’t; it affects everyone, and you need to know this.

    If you’re going to meet someone, take condoms and lubricants with you, don’t rely on them and if you’re going to meet someone alone without your partner, meet somewhere where people are about. Do not, and i stress this, do not assume because you’ve swapped a couple of emails or texts, or had a few phone chats with someone, that you know that person. You don’t. They may appear the nicest sweetest person in the world, but you do not know them and i speak from experience here.

    I got talking to a man i met online, we swapped emails, eventually deciding to meet for a coffee. It went well, we met a few more times, then we started having sex. He was a businessman from the other end of the country, who’d previously lived close to where i live. We’d been seeing each other for six months, everything was fine. He used to have a thing about me dressing up a bit like a tart, which i didn’t mind … short skirts, stockings, strappy high heels, too much makeup, all that kind of thing, and he used to like sex either outdoors or in the back of his car, when we weren’t back at his hotel room.

    This particular time, we’d driven somewhere late in the evening and were walking around, me dressed up like a whore, when he spotted an alley, so off we went down it as we had done a few times before. We had a bit of a kiss and a grope, same as always, and then, out of the blue, he hit me. Punched me hard in the face. I still remember the shock, like it was happening to me now. I don’t remember how many times he punched me, in my face, my stomach, everything was a blur. I just remember a lot of pain, tasting my own blood and thinking he was going to kill me.

    He didn’t, he stopped to fuck me while I was bleeding and half unconscious lying on the floor. Then he was gone, leaving me just lying there. Luckily, I still had my phone and was able to call my hubby to come and find me when i could finally pull myself together and manage to think straight and stop sobbing. I survived obviously, otherwise i wouldn’t be here now telling you this. But it left scars and I don’t mean just emotionally. I lost a couple of teeth and needed dental work to repair others. My nose and cheek were broken and I couldn’t open my left eye for about a month.

    Up until this point, everything had all been fun. No sense of danger, no indication of any danger, and then like the first punch, reality hit. And believe me when I say, it hit very hard indeed. I learned the hard way a lesson in trust. Do not make the same mistake i did.

    Now i only see men i know or who I get to know very well before hand. But there’s still doubt, there probably always will be. The reality of this is that you’re stepping away from safe zone, the life and people you know and trusting someone else. Some may say that I got what I deserved for living what they define as a promiscuous lifestyle. Maybe they’re right, who am I to judge?

    What I do know is that sometimes you’re going to meet some people who are not very nice and bear this in mind because they don’t come with a sign. Some hide it very well indeed. Just like him. For months. Think on that. So do be very careful and like special agent Mulder used to say in the X-Files: ‘Trust no one!’  At the end of the day, stay safe in whatever decision or lifestyle you decide to follow.


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  • Big is Sexy – BBW is In!

    Big is Sexy – BBW is In!

    The definition of a feeder is usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FA (fat admirer), whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat … or a big girl even bigger. Every feeder has a ideal weight they fantasize about fattening a girl up to. Some want to see how the body grows and expands and where all the fat goes, will it go to her butt or belly or boobs? Will the fat be hard or soft and jiggly. Its a love affair with the actual fat on her growing body.

    Then there are the guys who want to immobilize a girl by getting her too fat for her body to handle. These guys like girls around 150 lbs to start gaining weight till they are 500 or 600 lbs. This happens but is really rare, it is mostly a fantasy or the girls who gain stop gaining after a certain point. This is perhaps the more controversial part of the BBW (big beautiful woman) niche because the guys really like the woman to be so fat they cannot move. However, not every fat admirer likes feeding, its a very niche part of being a BBW, but it sells the most because not many girls are willing to gain weight.

    My personal experience with gaining is a little different. I don’t have one specific feeder who wants me to gain or achieve a goal weight. I just eat what I want when I want and do not stress about my size. I have gained around 90 lbs over the last three years in the industry. I went from 190 lbs to about 230 lbs when I first entered the industry and found the fetish. Then I became pregnant so my body naturally gained weight and I was about 260 lbs after. With the birth control I started on after I delivered, I gained about 20 lbs, which my doctor said is very normal. Through out my weight gain, I have dominated my niche with two AVN nominations for BBW of the year, five nominations for BBW fanfest awards, and modeling for Hustler and Evil Angel. Apart from that, I produce a lot of content for other BBWs and myself to sell on our personal sites. I tend to do a lot of weighing videos where I am stepping on the scale. The video clips are about two mins per weigh in and I have one of the top selling BBW site in the world. Its so simple and my fans love it. Realistically, I have gained all that I can so I am shooting on other fetishes as well.

    Men have all kinds of fetishes and nuances in all those particularities. The BBW niche is no exception. There are all kinds of belly play, slapping, rough, punching, jiggling, fucking the actual belly fat or belly button fucking. I recently shot a hot boy girl scene for a site called plumperpass with the legendary Shane Diesel and belly play is a staple in their shooting routine. His monster cock was buried in my belly button and my fans went crazy for it. I love it when my man worships every inch of my body and my stomach is no exception. That is what belly play is all about, kissing and caressing another part of your BBW partner’s body that you enjoy. Most women are so self conscious of their mid-section but body acceptance actually begins inside yourself, and having your partner eagerly accepting your whole body makes it easier.

    My take on all of it really is that everyone has some kink. Whether it is liking blondes or fake tits or fat girls, everyone has a right to enjoy their preferences without chastisement as long as all parties are willing. We are all adults after all. Does me being fat and having a good sex life take away from your ability to do the same? Happy fucking!

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  • How Fifty Shades of Grey Saved My Marriage

    How Fifty Shades of Grey Saved My Marriage

    It was a beautiful hot summer day and my wife and I were driving to a local wine festival in our community. There was nothing particularly special about this day except for my wife’s willingness to visit the wine festival due to her not having a fondness for the taste of wine.

    Little Kaninchen and myself blend right into the crowd at events such as this. We are both in our early 40’s, athletic and both of us are successful professionals. Our children were just beginning to become mature enough that we could venture out without them in tow, just the two of us again. We hadn’t been on a date in ages, maybe even since pre-children, as sad as that truth may be.

    As we strolled from one winery to the next, tasting almost every wine imaginable, we began to relax from the everyday pressures of life in general. About halfway through the event, we steered for a large cluster of Clumped Birch trees that were running along the center edge of the festival. The trees were offering some desperately needed shade from the scorching summer sun.

    We laid on our backs in the cool shade cast below the Birch Trees, eating and drinking and laughing for almost an hour. It was the best time that I can remember having with my wife in years.

    And then suddenly out of nowhere my wife said that she was no longer happy in our marriage.

    LK and I have always been that ‘perfect couple’… I am sure that you have met others like ourselves, high school sweethearts that have been together since we were 15 years old and married at the tender age of only 18 years old. We were supposed to celebrate our 23rd wedding anniversary that year.

    For once I was completely speechless. I had thought that we had a wonderful marriage or at least a typical loving marriage.

    LK went on to explain that she had read a book and that the book had really spoken to her. She went on to confess that this book has given her the courage to be honest with me but even more importantly, that it has given her the courage to be honest with herself in regards to her true desires and the life that she wants to live.

    Again, speechless… I was certain that she had already planned, in great detail, her departure from our marriage without even allowing me a single opportunity to make things right.

    My normally well calculated thoughts were now in disarray and confused. Before I could even utter a word, LK went on to say that her repressed desires were to submit to me sexually. If I was in a state of confusion at the onset of this conversation I was completely disoriented now and was almost positive that she didn’t know what she was saying to me.

    I believe that quite possibly for the first time in our entire relationship LK had the floor, she was doing all of the talking with literally no response from myself.

    It would be revealed during this conversation that the book that encouraged my LK to confront her true desire of submission was none other than the popular Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. While reading FSOG she began to discover the many similarities between the main characters and herself.

    Little Kaninchen had spent most of her life trying to be what society would consider ‘a good girl’, which has an entire different meaning to us today.

    The FSOG trilogy was not a how-to guide for a BDSM relationship but it did allow her to be introduced to a non-judgmental world within the confines of it’s pages.

    My wife was drowning in our vanilla relationship that had become stagnant for many reasons over the years, all of which I will personally take responsibility for. Fifty Shades of Grey encouraged my wife to realize that she could confront the societal pressures and prejudice placed on what a loving relationship is supposed to look like. And more importantly what a ‘good wife’ is supposed to be.

    Mr. Fox

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  • Of Ravishing BBW

    Of Ravishing BBW

    When emailed about writing an article for SimplySxy the topic was “Why sex is more fun with BBWs”, I wasn’t exactly comfortable with it and I am grateful that SimplySxy was so flexible in allowing me to approach this topic my way.  Mostly because I think it is unfair and even a bit egomaniacal for one to think that sex with a particular body type is better than another body type or is it? If there is anything I have learned over the years and especially since beginning my porn career is that there is a niche for everyone.

    Big beautiful woman (BBW) being one of those niches and with that being said it hasn’t always been socially acceptable. Looking back 10–15 years ago, BBW were not as mainstream as they are today. For that, all of us as well as myself should be very grateful that wonderful BBWs like Sam38G and Ms. Maria Moore opened those doors and paved the way for other BBWs. Not just for those of us in the porn industry but for all women, they helped bring out the sexiness in all of us. They helped break through those society based stereotypes and showed everyone that yes, the chubby, the BBW can be sexy. They can be desired by men and even women for that matter. I love being a BBW, especially in porn. I feel more sexy, more desired, more wanted and even more self confident than I ever have.IMG_1522

    Basically I guess what I feel is that BBWs and Barbie doll types (for lake of a better phrase) are like any other fetish or genre for men and women to lust after. I don’t think that I or any other women hold the key, magic spell or potion for the holy grail of sex. I think that having self confidence in who you are and knowing what you desire and those desires of your partner are what makes for the best sex ever.

    I didn’t want to write this without getting my husband, Mr. KaBoom’s opinion as I felt that a male perspective was important. He said that he feels the reasons he has always liked the BBW is their voluptuous figure and their boobs of course, spoken like a true boob man. Again, feeding into that niche or genre. When asking other male opinions, I was disappointed to learn that many men prey on the BBW or SSBBW types because many of these women have low self esteem and feel the need to please and be completely submissive or less likely to say “NO” to some things in the bedroom. The same men also told me that they felt they didn’t have anything to prove either. That they too, felt the pressure of being “society” perfect to obtain the “society” perfect women. I really didn’t want to believe this so I went to a few women I knew to get their take on this. I did indeed, learn that three of the four I spoke with confirmed some of the things the men told me. They said they didn’t feel like body wise, they lived up to other society based women (barbie dolls) and that giving in to sexual requests and being submissive in the bedroom gave them that sense of control and self esteem. Therefore, empowering them and making them feel dominant in the bedroom.

    Which leaves me asking “Is sex more fun with a BBW?” I know that since I have been in the porn business, my husband and my sex life has been even better than before, NOT that there was anything wrong with it before. We have always had a healthy sex life and still do. The thing is that with all the popularity with my work and ever growing fan base, it has only increased my self confidence and has made me feel more comfortable in my own skin. So, perhaps sex with us BBWs are more fun. And husbands out there, remember that when your barbie doll wife bares your children and gains an extra 40 pounds over the course of your marriage. Remember sex isn’t dead but can actually just be getting good, perhaps even the best of your life 😉

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  • Big Beautiful Women attraction is not a Fetish!

    Big Beautiful Women attraction is not a Fetish!

    Attraction and beauty is relative. What works for one may not work for the next. What do you look for in a significant other? A slim waist? Beautiful smile? nice hair? Long legs? These are all just preferences that enhance our general interest in a partner.

    Maybe you’re captivated by something that goes against the social norm of slim women and prefer everything extra large. You like BBWs or Big Beautiful Women. There is nothing else that lures you in like a big girl and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! BBWs are becoming more in demand these days (I know because I am a BBW). It’s actually been this way since ancient times; where a big woman was worshiped and seen as fertile and attractive. Everything comes full circle in history as we are coming from the social norm of the last 50 years where “thin is in” and into “big is beautiful”. I believe ALL WOMEN are beautiful no matter their size, but we can touch upon that another time.

    Most men who like BBWs are attracted to more than just their visual characteristics. I’ve been told that personalities play a huge (pun intended) role. Apparently, big girls are just more enjoyable to be around, “aren’t as vain”, are confident and that they “will actually eat real food out on a date”. I don’t know what it is about guys, but they definitely like girls who will eat and not complain about it (from what I’ve been told). The confidence in some women, especially with plus sized ones is “increasingly sexy”. Men should be proud to have a big, beautiful, intelligent down-to-earth girl under their arm.YouWILLPregnant (3)pic1..

    What comes with going against the grain and procuring a propensity for large, plus bodies opens up the possibilities of attracting negativity; that to me partial to these types of women means you have some assortment of fetishes. Fetish are nowhere near as adverse as people assume. Nearly everybody has some sort of fetish. I have plenty (I’m a kinky deviant) and I am 100% open minded to the kink world. In this instance, I am implicating fetish in how those of negative mind apply it; that BBW are only identified as sexual objects to be fetishized by those who may have a hidden fat fetish. I have observed this multiple times on mainstream entertainment such as TV shows, movies, online and even heard the stereotype in person.

    Whilst this does happen, it’s not very frequent. To make this clear; BBWs are NOT a fetish. We are an inviting preference to men who certainly love us as any other may be attracted to blondes, green eyes or even short women. The fetish aspect in my opinion develops when both parties consent to indulging in fantasies each may have, which enhances their sex life and strengthens their bond. Activities that they may partake in appear just as common as not. Everything depends exclusively on each individual’s comfort level as well as if they do in fact possess the fetish or any fetishes at all.

    These misconceptions (that BBWs are a fetish) have been debunked in my own personal experience as well as via people I have spoken to regarding this topic of interest. Personally, most men I meet are genuine and enjoy my company, appreciate me and don’t seem to treat me any differently than a woman of smaller stature. Honestly, I would like to see more BBW perceived as a standard of beauty just as women of any size or ethnicity should be. There is beauty at every size. Nobody should feel intimidated, embarrassed or be scrutinized for preferring the alternative. This is what is beautiful: Diversity in the Laws of Attraction.


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  • Under Pressure to Perform During Sex

    Under Pressure to Perform During Sex

    So my name is Jakeb Arturio Braden and I have been writing articles and vlogging for many years now on the issues that affect my gay and bisexual brothers.

    So I am bearded and masculine and would classify as a bear of sorts and I have been and seen a lot of changes in things over the past 23 years since I first came out as gay.

    I enjoy sex, good sex, horny sexy feeling that deep connection with another man. I can’t help but think though that as gay and bisexual men we may put too much value in it as a way of expressing ourselves and connecting to each other. Especially in the bear community, every Bear film, photoshoot etc seems to always depict that sex is easy to come by. Always horny and we’re always ready for action at the drop of a hat. I recently watched Bear City 2 and Where the Bears Are Season Three.  Both these showed a parade of hot bears having porn style sex etc. Yes, Iain Parks is horny and physically my ideal bloke even though there are many sexy blokes in Where the Bears Are.

    Now I am not saying that this is necessarily a bad thing! I can’t help but wonder if we put ourselves under undue pressure in regards to our sex lives; what and how sex should be. Perhaps having unfair expectations of ourselves and our sexual partners. I am amazed at how many times guy lose interest because I am not going to turn up at their homes and perform like a porn star. Instant gratification much? Personally, I find the build up as much fun as actually having sex.  What is this really about? Have we really as a community just become a porn film or stereotype forced on us by the Gay Media?

    What is wrong about wanting a bit more from sex? Wanting a sense of connection.

    I am sure that actually, the intense passion and abandonment is more likely with someone you have spent some time to get to know than with someone you feel pressurised to “perform” for!  I’m not saying that it has to be all hearts and flowers, yet don’t we owe it to ourselves and each other to treat each other with a bit more respect than purely seeing each other as sexual objects?


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  • SEX. PARTY.

    SEX. PARTY.

    Who Needs Romance When You Can Just Have the Sex?

    Valentine’s Day is beyond cheesy. There. I’ve said it.

    Sure, I am all up for celebrating love and that fine romance (and cheese), but definitely not on this day, which has become too commercialised to the point that retailers are obviously milking it for all its worth by marking up the prices of their items and coming up with annoying “Valentine’s Day” promotions. Don’t waste all that hard-earned money, boys and girls! (Findings show that Singaporeans are some of the biggest spenders on V-Day. Tsk tsk.)

    So, instead of observing the 14th of February as how the mainstreamers have marketed and perceived it to be – lovey-dovey saccharine sweet to the point of diabetic – why not turn the day on its head and make it an Anti-Valentine’s Day instead? And what’s the polar opposite of romance? Why, the answer is sex, of course. And it’s not just sex (singular), but lots and lots of unabashed, no-strings-attached sex.

    Also, since Valentine’s Day is supposedly all about that one person in your life, and we are all about making a 180 degrees turn here, Anti-Valentine’s Day shall thus be about le sex with multiple partners. Maybe even all at the same time. You know what this means, right?

    SEX. PARTY.
    Now this is one sexperience that I have yet to try (no, going to saunas is not equivalent to sex parties; at least not for me). I have always been curious about the mechanics of it all: how and where do you gather the participants? Where will it be held? How long does a party last? Must the number of tops, bottoms and/ or flexes be proportionate to each other? Who will be the one to provide the safety equipment? Is it a bare-it-all from the get-go or do people walk around in their underwear first? Is it safe? Will the police ever find out and raid such shindigs? What about the hotel staff and people staying there? Will they not be curious? And these are just some immediate questions off the top of my head!

    The idea of a sex party (aka orgy/ gang bang/ what have you) is not unheard of, not an entirely new phenomenon, and is most certainly – at least nowadays – not that overtly hush hush, especially in today’s context. In fact, I have heard stories of such parties taking place here in the sunny island that sets in the sea. (Again, those recent news about brothels in neighbourhood estates do not count. We are talking about a party, not a mechanical barter sex trade.)

    One of my exes frequented these sex parties (don’t ask me if the ex still attends them now) and from what I have gathered, the whole set-up is not as sleazy as you may think. Most of the time, these parties are held in swanky, five-star hotels. Participants from all walks of life either get personally invited or register their interest to attend to the lead organiser. Time and date has already been set prior; all you need to do is show up and have fun. Naturally I followed that up with even more questions: how do you indicate to the other party your interest in them? What if the two of you turned out to be of the same role? And, the most important question that kept running through my head: do you do it in full view of the other participants, or do you do it somewhere secluded? Because I am thinking that the only place where you can have private access is clearly the (spacious) bathroom!

    Even after pressing my ex for the answers to my questions, I am still left unsatisfied. Thoughts start running through my head. Is it as classy as what Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman attended in Eyes Wide Shut? Or is it more of a fun affair, like the ones Billie Piper had been to while sharing with us her Secret Diary of a Call Girl? Or maybe it’s just sex-OTT like in the pornos, complete with chains, leather, whips, handcuffs and all? Hmmm.

    With my curiosity having been immensely piqued, I suppose it is finally time to get down to that item on my sexperience bucket list and participate in at least one sex party by this month; my Valentine’s sexlist, if you will. Maybe I will end up with like-minded individuals who believe in the same Anti-Valentine’s sentiments as I do. Then we can do it all through the night (or day, depending on what time the party is being held.)

    Like I said: who needs romance when you can just have the sex?


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  • My Perfect Valentine’s Day

    My Perfect Valentine’s Day

    Yep, it’s that time of year again, February 14th, Valentines Day; and suddenly the rest of the year seems like nothing more than just some slow, rumbling foreplay leading inexorably towards this annual, inevitable climax of luuuuuuurve! And sexiness, of course … let’s not forget sexiness!

    I’ll repeat that … let’s not forget sexiness!

    For while to some Valentines Day means flowers and a box of chocolates, candlelit dinners (a terrible way to cook, by the way; it takes forever), or moonlit walks in Paris—all nice, lovely things to be sure—for others, February 14th means deep red lingerie, the removal of key elements of that deep red lingerie, the indulgence of fantasies … and if chocolate is involved, as it sometimes is, it doesn’t come in a box, but rather in a jar, with a brush, to be applied to various parts of the body and licked off with bacchanalian abandon.

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    Personally, since I’m basically an immature sort at heart, I don’t like to feel like I’m missing out on anything, so this year—as with many other years—I’ll be doing the V-Day Combo Special, thank you very much; a heady cocktail of love and romance (which my wife, maddeningly, insists on pronouncing ‘wub’ and ‘womance’—two words, now I think about it, that might just save the life of someone overdosing on Viagra since hearing them is almost 100% guaranteed to immediately drain the blood from any penis) and some seriously fruity ugly-bumping.

    This year, happily, Valentines Day falls on a Saturday, meaning that for those of us with two-day weekends (enjoy it while you can, before the neoliberal nightmare enslaves us all) the Combo Special can be eked out and savored across the entire day.

    So, without further ado, here’s the list of ingredients that’s going to make my V-Day Combo Special mind-blowingly awesome. Feel free to use it as the template for your own Valentines—all I ask is that you think of me! Nah, just kidding. Although … No, no, you’re right. I couldn’t take the wave of psychic energy; it’d put me off my game. The list then …

    1. Wake up the wife by sprinkling flower petals over her and then go down on her
    2. A little breakfast in bed while we watch something stupid on TV
    3. Intimate that I’d quite like her to go down on me now too, please (we call mutual oral sex in the morning ‘bacon and eggs’—so we’ll be enjoying two breakfasts that day!)
    4. Shower together, slowly, taking care not to miss a single inch
    5. Take the wife to town, have lunch somewhere cool, indulge in a quick fuck in the washroom, buy each other stuff, check out some art, hold hands, revel in the sex musk coming off both of us, and stare at things behind windows
    6. Back home to get changed for the evening. If you’ve been a good boy—and I’ve been a very good boy—she’ll put on the red lingerie you bought her specially; the stockings, the suspenders … oddly enough, most of the time, red doesn’t do it for either of us, but on Valentines Day we both go loopy for it; go figure
    7. Go out to a romantic restaurant, eat bloody red meat, drink red wine, feed each other rich, dark, moist chocolate cake and play with each other under the table … basically excite the fuck out of each other until you’re both in a delicious state of anxiety, torn between wanting to stay and enjoy the multi-leveled sensual feast and wanting to get home right now and fuck like bunnies
    8. Go home, take off some of those aforementioned ‘key elements’ of lingerie (i.e., everything but the stockings and suspenders and high heels) … and yes, fuck like bunnies … really dirty bunnies …

    Happy Valentines Day!

    Jack Carrer for BaDoink.com


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  • My Valentine Sex List

    My Valentine Sex List

    What’s yours? ❤

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  • Unexpected Valentine

    Unexpected Valentine

    Oh that Rick! What a friend! What a guy!!

    I’m visiting Rick in San Francisco for three days. Jeff, our actor friend in El Lay, calls excitedly this morning to tell us he’s on TV tonight, featured in a spot on a major soap opera, so I stay in to watch the show, which is scheduled for 9 p.m. It’s an inconvenient time, because it’s impossible to go out for dinner before, and afterwards it’s too late. Then, too, the timing is wrong for a real movie either before or after, consequently one small segment of a soap opera interferes with the entire evening. Another friend who promised to call didn’t keep his promise, so I take that as an omen, in addition to feeling a certain sense of loyalty to Jeff, and decide to stay in with a book to read –even though it’s the night before Valentine’s Day, and I figure there will be Major Action in the streets, in the bars, in the clubs or everywhere, despite the fact that it’s a Sunday night.

    At 8:30 Rick arrives with a spectacularly good looking fellow. Rick introduces the friend, Brad, whom he’s just met at the Jackhammer, a leather bar in the Mission District. Brad is about twenty-two, six foot three, lean, with short blond hair, smooth fair skin, wearing tight jeans, no shirt, black boots, and a leather jacket. After a bit of idle chat, Rick and Brad go downstairs to Rick’s Rec Room (which has become equally famous – or infamous – as Rick’s Wreck Room) while I stay upstairs in the guest room with book and TV. Rick says maybe they’ll come up and watch the show, but I have my doubts, assuming they’ll be otherwise engaged.

    At 8:55 I turn on the TV to watch the soap opera. It’s completely idiotic, and Jeff’s appearance lasts about two seconds. His opening moments are fine, and I watch the rest of the show, expecting he will reappear, but he doesn’t. Meanwhile, Rick and Brad are downstairs having a much better time, I’m absolutely certain, than I am. I feel I’ve made a mistake, both by staying in and by watching the stupid TV show, and I feel ripped off by my loyalty to Jeff. It occurs to me to telephone him and ask how much he gets paid for acting stupid on a show that’s already idiotic, but I check the urge and keep my bad attitude to myself for a change.

    Just after 10, there’s a tap at my door. Rick is standing there, handsome, muscular, and naked except for his suntan from Costa Rica and a towel in his hand. He says: “I told Brad you’d give him a blowjob. Come on downstairs. He’s waiting for you.” Incredulous, I ask: “Are you kidding?” From the look on his face, I can tell he’s not kidding, so I abandon the book and take off my shirt, muttering half out loud: “I’m not quite sure what to wear.” “You’re fine! You’re just fine!” he assures me. “But…but…” I stammer. “But what?” says Rick. “But have you finished with him?” I have to ask. Rick smiles enigmatically and replies: “I’ve gone as far as I can go. Now it’s up to you.” Scarcely believing my good fortune or Rick’s generosity, as well as wondering what Brad’s attitude might be about this whole thing, I accept the invitation, of course, telling Rick “Thanks!” and he answers: “Thank Brad, don’t thank me.” Then I descend the stairway and go into Rick’s Rec Room. The room smells of sex and poppers. Brad is on the bed, lying on his back, naked except for a leather collar and a cock ring. His eyes are wide open, he has a delicate, slightly rococo armband tattooed on his upper arm, and his long, lean body, in complete repose, is clearly receptive. “What a pretty picture!” I say, almost in awe. Rick agrees, adding: “He’s a beautiful man!” Brad doesn’t say anything. He doesn’t have to. I sit on the edge of the bed and begin to run my fingers over Brad’s tight, flat belly. Rick goes to the top of the bed near Brad’s head, leans over, and begins to kiss him. Brad moans gently, and his cock begins to swell. I put my mouth on the head of it and taste a savory combination of sweat and lube. His hips began to rock under me, and as Rick kisses him and plays with his nipples, I gently begin to suck on his cock and lift his balls. Rick gives us each a hit of poppers, and the three of us begin to make love in wondrous synchronicity. As I suck on blond Brad, I can see Rick’s dark cock getting bigger and bigger, and I wish I could suck on them both at the same time.

    The unspoken message is to please Brad, so together Rick and I pay our separate and various attentions to Brad, who remains surprisingly recumbent and passive. Gradually, we get him, as well as ourselves, hotter and hotter. Suddenly Rick stands up and exits the room, leaving me unexpectedly alone with this tall, exquisite youth. For a moment I feel like a usurper. I’m confused, wondering: Why am I here? How did this happen? Do I deserve this extraordinary feeling of trust? Why is Rick sharing him? Why has Rick left? The moment of doubt passes, and I begin simply to enjoy the feelings. Brad loves to be touched, anywhere, everywhere. His skin is flawless, his chest perfection, and his responses to my touch on his skin are almost orgasmic. So much so I wonder what drug he might be on. I run my fingers and lips over his body, and he throbs in response. I suck on his balls and run my hands over his legs. In turn, he draws up his left leg, inviting access to his innermost parts, and slowly, gently I put my right hand into his ass, all the while playing with his upper body and flat belly with my left hand and continuing, the whole time, to suck on his cock, which gets harder or softer, in my mouth, in gradual sequences. At one point, Brad puts his left hand around his cock and begins to play with it, watching as I bite his nipples and play with the rest of his body. I put my hand in his butt once more, and he shoots his wad, wordlessly, all across his flat, muscled belly. I rip off my T-shirt and underwear, grease up my dick, and masturbate on top of Brad’s recumbent form, as he looks up at me. Rick returns, puts his arms around me first, from behind, then hugs us both and leaves the room once again. It is reassuring and odd at the same time.

    Brad still has his hand on his cock, and the sight of this beautiful man lying under me makes me crazy. I shoot off in what seems only an instant, and we lie there, close together, and with my fingertips I rub the cum into that tight, youthful body until it disappears into his skin. Brad says: “I’m cold,” and pulls the covers over him, then goes into a sleep-like trance. I get a drink of water and go upstairs to look for Rick, who is stretched out on my bed, naked, suntanned and spectacular, calmly looking at the book I had abandoned an hour or two earlier. We compare notes about Brad’s astonishing beauty. Rick tells me how he first perceived Brad in the bar, bare-chested, his jacket hanging off one shoulder, tall and so incredibly stunning that no one dared approach him. Always ready for a challenge, Rick set his sights on the unknown boy, shined his magic light, and within moments they’ve left the bar together to come back to the house for a drink, etcetera.

    Now it’s two hours later. Rick and I agree that Brad was On Something, but neither of us can determine exactly what it was. Maybe a little pot; maybe a bit of speed, too. Probably a mixture. In any case, he’s extremely high and astonishingly sensitive to touch; no doubt that’s why he more or less passed out. We go back downstairs to look at him, try to get him to talk, which he doesn’t or can’t, and Rick opines, not unhappily: “I think Brad’s going to stay the night.” Five minutes later, much to our surprise, Brad awakens and gets up.

    Each of us has a shower, we have a drink and talk for a few minutes in the kitchen. Brad doesn’t have a lot to say, and it doesn’t matter. I ask him why his skin is so sensitive. He smiles a slightly shy, dazzling smile, and replies ingenuously: “I guess that’s something I get from my mother.”

    Everyone says goodnight, Rick drives Brad home, and I change the sheets, which are a mess, but that’s why God invented washing machines, isn’t it? Then I make up Rick’s bed and leave a chocolate for him on the pillow, as at any good hotel. That’s the very least he deserves.

    Counting my blessings, I’ve determined that Rick has gone St. Valentine one better. His behavior is not exactly saintly, and he has no inclination whatever to become St. Rick. Nor does this have anything to do with sentimentality or sweethearts or Victoria’s Secrets or heart-shaped, red candy boxes. Nonetheless, Rick’s generosity, charity and cleanliness are beyond, if not above, godliness, and tonight’s gift was as unique, unforgettable, and spontaneous as it was – how shall I say? – deeply appreciated. Furthermore the night before Valentine’s Day is not yet over, and tomorrow night, if we choose, there’s still plenty of time to Go Out!

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