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  • How To Satisfy A Lady

    How To Satisfy A Lady

    I’m very liberal about sex; I fuck when I want (with the consent of the other person/people, of course), I don’t when I don’t want to, I don’t feel guilty if I want to, and I don’t use it as a leverage tool or play games with sex (not hot, in my mind).  My parents raised me not to feel any guilt about a natural human drive…I do it safely, of course, but I don’t worry too much about it.  People attach far too much guilt and shame to sex, in my opinion.  Not sure if that comes from religion or bad parenting, but it is awfully silly.  Waste of energy.

    How Important Foreplay Is

    Foreplay is vital; without it, her orgasm is surely fake.  Maybe men don’t care, or maybe they believe the films in which people get right to the sex without much foreplay, or maybe women don’t yet feel the right to ask for proper foreplay…but there sure is a lot of bad sex going around.  Sad.  Oh, and sure, I suppose there can obviously be TOO much…too much friction will render a woman sore after a bit, of course.  One wants to take one’s time, but not overdo it.  And I’m quite sure that the “right” amount depends upon the woman and on the mood at the time.

    Tips To Please Your Lady

    Learn her…everyone is different, and sleeping around in lots of shallow relationships will guarantee you’re horrid in bed.  It takes time for a woman to feel safe and trust you to show you her needs, so the first few times her orgasms are unlikely to be real (sorry, just telling you a truth that most women don’t).  Invest the time, and you’ll reap the rewards.  Oh, and stop learning from porn…that stuff is garbage if you want a woman to actually enjoy the sex.  It’s a fine art, but it’s performative.  The women are faking it in porn, gentlemen.  You fuck like those films, your partner will be as well.

    Experiment During Sex Or Keep To The Usual

    Don’t do either of those thing ALWAYS.  Do the known good stuff now and then, and try new stuff now and then.  And above all, find out what she wants.  When surprising her with something new, PAY ATTENTION (you’ll know if it’s going badly and you can quit, or if it’s going well and it should perhaps be incorporated and/or expanded into your sex life with her).

    When To Use Sex Toys & Roleplay

    All of those things can be great; it depends upon your partner’s desires.  If you need inspiration, find out what turns her on, and perhaps gently introduce her into what turns you on.  And honestly, sex is awesome…why does it always have to be heated up?  For me, it’s like pizza…I never don’t want it.  If you’re really that bored, geez…you’re kinda demanding of life, aren’t you?  I mean, sex is already incredible.  Never in my life have I found it boring, haha…even crappy sex was still pretty fun.

    What To Avoid Doing

    No consent, of course, from your partner.  And doing things she hates, I suppose (I’d never allow this, but in some relationships of unequal power the woman finds herself having to have performative sex that she hates, to keep a man happy…this is hideous, and in my mind is tantamount to rape).  But then again, I’m only one woman, so I only know what doesn’t work for ME.  Top of my no-no list?  Wearing a clown suit.  Sorry, no judgment to clown suit fetishists out there (is that a thing?)…LOL.

    Amy Taylor is a native Californian.  While spending nearly 2 decades as a published model, she also received her undergraduate degree in Berkeley, MBA in Los Angeles, and commercial pilot’s licenses in Arizona.  When she’s not found in front of the camera, she’s enjoying the sunny skies flying, keeping fit at her local gym, or at the beach playing with her dog.

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  • Tips To Last Longer During Sex

    Tips To Last Longer During Sex

    First of all I want to say there is a big difference in “fucking” and “sex”. I’m up for both but sex…it’s the unique amazing way to connect to your partner where emotions and urges meet and it’s just sticky kissing, hard grabbing, full deep thrusting, a lot of eye contact and to let your body go and just feel each other till you make each other cum real hard. I’m talking that first time with that girl you really like and she likes you for real. The sex might consist of less positions, less licking or sucking but the SEX itself is always amazing and that’s how it always should be.

    How To Maintain An Erection

    For me it’s less difficult because I love the act of sex and I’m always horny. I love woman, I’m mean really love them. So I find something sexy I like about her legs, pussy, face, the way she does something or reacts about things I do and I make them my personal porno to get extra horny in my head and that, MOST of the time, is enough to keep it up.

    Tips To Delay That Orgasm

    This is where you mix the fucking and the sex together and know your body. What you like and what feels good to you. Don’t get greedy and let her have some pleasure without having a lot to yourself. Find a way to put your leg or position your body so you use less effort in the trusting and try to give to her a good fucking.

    Don’t put your head into it, just look at the back of her head and just go 1..2..3..4..1..2..3..4 pushing in at every count so you can cool down a bit and get your shit together so you don’t cum. BECAUSE REMEMBER, IF YOU CUM, YOU LOOSE POWER/HORNINESS. My trick for stopping an unexpected nut is pull out and take a walk. Sometimes I jump around “not high” thinking about car crashes, old old woman, or dead dogs. Whatever you find a bit repulsive and for me it takes away a bit of the feeling to cum.

    Build Up Your Sexual Stamina

    Sports helps but when you are fucking you use positions you don’t use during sports. Try contact sports that use a lot of explosive actions and exercises. Don’t forget FOOD. GOOD FOOD. Food is where it all begins and when you have enough energy, it’s easier to go longer but the best way to get sex stamina is sex itself. So get fucking!

    Favorite Sex Position

    That would be doggy style. At an angle so you don’t feel the pussy walls that much, like that I can just make it an exercise, 1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4, changing tempo and so on because you’re not facing her. Now you can look around, stopping the good feeling to wanna make you cum and hold it till it’s necessary. God bless cum lovers!

    Darrell Deeps -Amazing/Powerfull Lover/Fighter/Gentleman/Warrior  Love Sex and Respect Woman. “CARPENOCTEM” BITCH

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  • Spice Up Your Sex Life With Sex Toys

    Spice Up Your Sex Life With Sex Toys

    I am an occasional escort specializing in romantic encounters and high quality appointments. My vision of sex is based on my personal experiences but also my knowledge of the masculine gender. I have had the chance to meet wonderful people in my life who have allowed me to better know my own sexuality and develop both my pleasure and know how to procure it. My vision of sex is fairly healthy and positive, and I believe that self-confidence (and esteem of one’s body) is the basis of a successful sexuality.

    The Type Of Sex I Love

    I am more and more attracted by the tantric side and original and kinky experiences. For me,”basic” sex and the position of the missionary are not part of my vocabulary. I love deep and powerful exchanges and feel that the other person is really in tune with me. I prefer the sex be intense and uninhibited but with a dose of romanticism and passion. Sex is a time where pleasure must be shared.

    Use Sex Toys!

    Of course I use sex toys. My generation is today a generation of geeks who are fans of technology and newness; that’s the reason I made sex toys one of my specialty. I possess around twenty sex toys (specially designed for men and women) and I regularly introduce them to my clients, who are often unaccustomed and embarrassed not to know how they work. 🙂

    The sex toys make it possible to de-complex our encounters and bring a good mood … and pleasure. They spice up the encounters because they allow to discover areas of pleasure that were not known with toys specially designed to provide pleasure.

    Photo: Agatha Clark

    Types Of Toys I Use

    I use a lot of sex toys of the mark “funfactory” (I do not know if I have the right to give the name), but also a sex toy called womanizer that is specially designed for the clitoris and that is amazing! The sex toys that I use for my clients vibrate for the most part, or are designed for “prostate” massage.

    It is also possible that some clients are not familiar with the woman’s body, and the women’s sex toys will allow them to better know the areas of pleasure in the woman, and also to understand that it is necessary to go a little more gently.

    I love sex toys because men I meet are not accustomed to discovering “these areas of pleasure” and the toys allow to discover together what they like or not. In any case, they are always surprised to see that I have quite a lot of sex toys to offer them and that they will eventually find the one that corresponds to them the most.

    Roleplay & Shower Together For A Better Sexual Experience

    Regarding the sexual roleplaying, I could say that a successful sexuality passes by a great confidence of the other person And my clients trust me. They know that I will not judge and that I’m used to sexual role plays. I often accept sex role plays as a nurse or police massage therapist Because these are the most common fantasies. Roleplaying adds spice to the lives of my clients and I am very happy to bring them something different.

    Showering together is the basis of hygiene but also sharing something different.

    It is obligatory to take a shower with or without me before we go further, and taking a shower together is the best way to relax the atmosphere and make the meeting immediately more intense.

    My name is Agatha Clark, a Sensual, Charmer and a Captivating Lady who you will live an unforgettable Adventure with. Besides my curves and lovely face, you will be enchanted to discover an intelligent and well-educated woman who possesses an exquisite personality and a wicked sense of humour.  I am your confidante, your Muse and a lovely source of inspiration.

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  • Favorite Sex Position & Ideal Penis Type

    Favorite Sex Position & Ideal Penis Type

    I love sex. I think it’s the most natural satisfaction anyone can have. Everyone has their own styles – and it progresses as you connect with someone. Me personally, I have a really high sex drive compared to most people, even men I’ve dated. It’s like a high for me, maybe I’m just a nympho and don’t know it. I think it’s crazy that people refrain from having sex and don’t have often. I feel like there’s a false connotation behind sex; the thought of having sex for the purposes of just reproducing or “only after marriage” blows my mind.

    My Greatest Sexual Experience

    I had met up with a guy who was visiting Austin and we went out for a few drinks. He was about 15 years older than me (DILFS are my favorite) and ridiculously good looking. We went back to his hotel room and it was on instantly. It was everything you’d see in a porno. Millions of different positions, from the bedroom to the bathroom, to the couch, on the floor, up on the windows of the hotel room. It was the greatest experience I’ve had thus far. And of course, I couldn’t get enough so it went on like that all night and into the morning.

    How I Love Sex

    My favorite  position is Doggy style, hands down.. It always hits the right spot for me and you can get really rough with it, which I love because it allows the guy I’m with to be very dominant.  I like it every way and if I want more of something I’ll tell you to fuck me harder, turn me around, deeper, everything.

    I love a guy to go down on me. I’ve been told I’m great about guiding a man where he needs to be and nipple play along with oral will get me off every time.

    Ideal Penis Type

    The glass slipper to my vagina would be someone who is 7 inches or more, but that’s just me being greedy. If you know how to work with what you got, I’m all about it. I’m also all about getting a feel for one another and experimenting to see what works. I also like a thick penis, I want to feel it through my whole body as soon as someone thrust fully into me.

    How To Handle A Huge Penis

    Big penises can be intimidating and I’ll be sure to let whoever it is know that I’m intimidated, but it’s also very exciting for me. There’s a lot I can do with it and of course the sex is going to be great as long as there’s communication lol. If not it could go terribly wrong.

    Preferred Sex Position

    Doggie style – honestly anything where a guy has complete control over me. Even if I’m on top, I want a guy to handle me the way he would if he was over me. The intensity of all of that combined always makes my body go into a quivering orgasm.

    Michelle Bailey – I’m based out of Austin, Texas. I’m the ultimate “girl next door” sweetheart who is born and raised in Texas. But if you’re lucky enough, you will get to experience my deviant side.  I’m unapologetically myself- I laugh too loud, I’m comfortable in my own skin and with who I am, I like sex way too much, and I’ll probably eat you up and spit you out the first time we meet and you’ll never be the same.

    I’m a busy girl with wild dreams, but at the end of the day, I hope to end up a beach bum somewhere in Costa Rica. Follow me on:

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  • What Is Ethical Porn?

    What Is Ethical Porn?

    From a very young age, I knew that my sexuality was a big part of me.  I was always curious about it as a child, and when I came of age, I realized that sex was a way for me to explore and express myself, as well as connect with other people. I don’t think there’s any shame in being a ‘sexual’ person. Sex is natural, and I’m happy being open about my sex life with my friends and –to an extent- my family. It makes me uncomfortable to have to ‘censor’ my sexuality. I think pornography is a very grey area and I’m the first to admit that there are some issues around its creation, distribution and consumption. However, I think that again, it’s natural to be curious about it and for it to arouse someone.

    Porn interested me from a young age. I grew up with older brothers and would sometimes stumble across their collections. I would feel really guilty for looking, but by the time I was a teenager, I was regularly watching it. I must admit that now I barely ever do. I’m very fussy/particular about what I do and do not like, and not much of the ‘mainstream’ porn even turns me on. ­I’m more interested in indie porn that borders on the line of video art, BDSM scenes and group scenes. I was a young teenager when the idea of performing in pornographic movies interested me. It was something I wanted to ‘give a go’. Little did I know that it would be one of the most liberating and self-loving experiences of my life as well as causing such a rift in my personal life.

    What Is Ethical Porn?

    To me, ethical porn is a part of the industry that is just and fair; in which performers are treated with respect, paid fairly and have a safe environment. The footage released is without fetishization of unethical, harmful concepts portrayed by many companies (such as fetishizing race, age etc). The performers are not pressured to appear a certain way, and are able to present themselves however they feel comfortable. The scenes are distributed to sites which enable companies to obtain profit for their work as opposed to being stolen and posted on tube sites without performer and director consent.

    Which Porn Stars & Companies Make Ethical Porn?

    I honestly do not know of any large American companies that make ethical porn. I’d like to think that KINK.com do, especially since cutting ties with the infamous James Deen (an ex porn star known to have raped and assaulted numerous women). Everyone who works for them seems to speak highly of them, and having watched some documentaries on how they like to operate, it seems they treat their performers well. Here in Australia we are so lucky that most of our companies here are founded on the idea of ethical porn. Director Michelle Flynn of Light Southern was my first experience of ethical porn and was how I heard about it. I’ve shot a couple of scenes with her as my director. They were solo scenes – something I’m surprisingly uncomfortable with but wanted to give a go. She made me feel at ease. She let me decide what to wear, allowed me to do my makeup and hair however I wanted and made me feel at home. She talked me through the model release forms.

    Before I even shot for her, I had a meeting with her at her then office in Fitzroy where she gave me some advice on staying safe and working with the right people. Anyone would be lucky to shoot with a director with such a warm and kind approach. I’ve also heard that Girls Out West work from an ethical porn model, as well as Indigo Lush. Additionally, I’ve shot for international sites which I know come from this model, such as Yanks and Ersties. Many of Australia’s porn stars shoot ethical porn, however still shoot for companies that I wouldn’t consider to be of the same standard. However, I don’t think this is a reflection of them as people. I’ve also done this.

    Why Do We Hardly Hear About Ethical Porn?

    I think it’s crazy that people don’t know what ‘ethical porn’ is. People want to spread stigma about the industry, claiming that performers have ‘daddy’ issues, drug habits, are victims of assault etc. Whilst this may be true for some, it definitely is not a representation of porn performers. On the flip side, people want to say that it’s such an easy job, often making jokes that they will ‘drop out of school and become a porn star/ stripper/ escort’. Porn is not evil, but it is not an easy job either. I think people don’t realize the true issues of the porn industry. They do not realize that the problems lie within the stigma and is largely caused by the consumers. I think people don’t hear about it because they are unaware of the issues in the first place. However, I must again convey that from what I’ve seen, the industry here in Australia for performers is a much safer and ethical environment overall.

    Is There A Way To Watch Porn Ethically?

    Of course! Purchasing porn is the first step. Support your smaller companies, support independent companies. Stay away from tube sites. Of course, I can say all of this but most people probably won’t listen.

    Wednesday O is a young Melbourne performer currently on hiatus. She hasn’t released any scenes in almost a year, but has worked for companies such as Aussie Fellatio Queens, Yanks, Ersties and Light Southern. She started off as a cam girl on Chaturbate when she was eighteen and studying Psychological Science. She currently holds a degree in counselling and hopes to one day work in sex therapy or with victims of sexual assault. Follow Wednesday O on:

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  • Tips For Men When Hiring An Escort

    Tips For Men When Hiring An Escort

    I love escorting, I love the money and the people I’ve come across. I got into the industry a few years ago; it’s not a sad story that resembles a plot from Law and Order: SVU nor was it something I did out of desperation. I was fresh out of college and working in a nightclub making decent money at the time. My life changed when I was asked by someone to take me home and I jokingly replied with “sure for 5k“. He paid it and that got my ball rolling. I think many people have a misunderstanding about escorting and sex work, there’s so many stereotypes out there that don’t apply to all of us. We’re not riddled with STI’s, we don’t all offer the same things, we don’t all “walk track”, we don’t see everyone who contacts us…. the list goes on.

    Yes some women in the industry are easier to peg than others but we’re all different. I find it empowering and it allows me to meet different people from all walks of life. I’ve had all kinds of clients, they’ve been men who work blue collar jobs, white collar jobs, celebs and athletes.

    I don’t do anything I’m uncomfortable with and my clients are good to me. I enjoy the work I do, it’s not for everyone but, it works for me.

    Importance Of Privacy & Discretion

    Privacy and discretion is a huge deal for both sex workers and clients, always. My partner as well as close family and friends know what line of work I’m in but I don’t share every detail. They’re unaware of what my “work” name is or what my ad looks like. I don’t sit and discuss my sessions with them either. I like to keep my real self and alter ego separate and for that reason I keep my private life private from my clients. As for my clients some are in relationships with families or some are single. I don’t share information about my clients or keep in contact with anyone unless it’s a regular client that’s asked to keep in touch. When choosing a place to work I make sure it’s discrete as possible, whether it’s a hotel with a side door or a condo that doesn’t have a concierge. Any personal information clients give me is kept with me. There needs to be some form of trust between myself and my clients in order to keep the relationship going.

    Tips To Spot A Fake Escort

    I mainly advertise via Backpage (BP) as well as a review board. There’s very few fake ads on review boards but many on BP.

    Anytime a client is browsing through BP I suggest to go with their gut first and foremost. If the pictures look too good to be true… most times they are. Some red flags are mismatched photos (photos of more than one girl but only one girl advertised), professional photos but no website link, ad titles with “available 24/7, party girl”

    Second, google reverse search a few images to see if they have any hits anywhere else. If they have hits all over the country or world, she may be fake. Sometimes photos are taken from Instagram models, porn stars, cam girls or other escorts. Some girls use photos that may resemble themselves for privacy reasons, however, some use photos that look nothing like them. When texting her if her rates don’t match up with what she’s offering it could also be a red flag.

    Third, if you’re on a review board search her name and see if she has any reviews.

    Finally, when texting her, if she’s asking for an EMT and requests the password prior to arrival, major red flag! Never give a password prior to the arrival of an escort and make sure the question is something that can’t easily be figured out.

    The only way to really be sure is to actually go see the girl to confirm she’s actually the girl on the photos or at least resembles the girl in the ad.

    Information Escorts Require From Clients

    Typical things an escort may ask a client during a screening process is a name, two or more references from other reputable escorts, a deposit or a photo of their ID. Most escorts also won’t see clients who attempt to book via text app.

    Do’s & Don’ts When Meeting An Escort

    When meeting an escort do come prepared. Arrive with the correct amount discussed prior to booking.

    If she has a website, do check it out prior to booking. See what the the requirements are in order to get a booking, look at her rates, schedule and services. It makes booking much easier!

    Do reconfirm your appointment if she hasn’t already, at least an hour prior. If you’ll be late or cancelling, let her know as well.

    Do tip if you wish. It isn’t necessary but definitely appreciated.

    As long as you’re kind and respectful there should be minimal problems once you meet. Chemistry may or may not always be there but you never know until you go for it!

    My name is Leila Carerra, I’m a Canada wide escort. I’ve been in the industry 3 years. I am university/ college educated with a background in western history and critical thinking as well as cosmetics and business management. Follow me on:

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  • How To Satisfy Her Breasts

    How To Satisfy Her Breasts

    I don’t think its a secret that I’m a huge fan of Sex! Its definitely #1 of the best ways I could think of to spend my day. Male, female, or solo, there is nothing else I’d really rather be doing.  That is probably one of the reasons why I chose to become an adult entertainer. It was something I enjoyed to do, and being watched while I was being pleasured/pleasuring myself made the idea so much more fun. Stress relief and spending my day doing my favorite thing ever….. Me!

    How Important Is Foreplay For You?

    Foreplay for me depends on my mood really.  Being seductively caressed with hands covering every inch of my body and feeling the breath on the back of my neck is a huge weakness for me. One hand firmly grasping my tit and the other teasing me down between my thighs. Or it can be as simple as being pushed down and bent over, having my hair pulled from the back while being fucked rough and hard. Whatever the mood, pleasure is always the main goal.

    Breast Play Tips To Share

    I can only speak from personal experience. All women have different sensitivity levels. I’m very busty, wearing 38DDD and I also have my nipples pierced.

    Gentle is good with most women I assume, just lightly feeling the tips of fingers sliding across the aureola, teasing while grasping her tit in your hand. Feeling the wetness of your mouth as you softly lick and suck upon her hard nipples. However, when it comes to my tits…..  Cup, grasp, fondle and squeeze, and don’t be shy. I want to know you are there. Pinching, sucking, biting, licking softly, and flicking your tongue on my nipples as I watch. Always a turn on!

    What Guys Should Never Do

    Don’t be too rough, and if it’s an issue ask her where her pain limits are. Don’t be scared to ask a partner what they want. I think that is probably the most important aspect in sex. Ask a women what she wants or make it a treasure hunt for you both, and try to find out for yourself.

    How I Love My Breasts Satisfied

    Rough, rough, rough! Slap, pinch, pull and squeeze. It’s been a long time since I’ve said it’s too rough. With or without my nipple rings, rough is always my favorite thing when it comes to my nipples and tits while being fucked. Then again I’m kind of a masochist in that way, Pain equals pleasure for me in more ways than one. I think that’s why I’m pierced and have an ever growing tattoo collection.

    For those that do not know me, I am MaryJane Maxx formerly known as MaryJane38DD. I’ve been doing Cam Shows for almost 3 years now at various places as well as making Custom Clips for my fans. I’m a Nerdy, chubby, busty beauty that enjoys doing kinky things while you watch. I love showing off, teasing, pleasing, and being the the girl that fulfills the naughtiest of fantasies. Come let me help to fulfill yours. Follow me on:

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  • 3 Sure Fire Ways For Successful Body Shaming

    3 Sure Fire Ways For Successful Body Shaming

    Well kids, if you’re looking for some fun this weekend or are just lying around bored with Snap Chat or the latest Netflix offering, why not get in on the latest best-est most viral-est craze modern man (and woman) has come to lately…body shaming. Yes, you can exert your unfounded feelings of superiority, bully from afar, become part of that conversation you know is always happening around you and lift yourself up to the level of one of the cooler peeps by giving some relief to that itchy Twitter or staving off texting for a millisec and call people names for what you and a few others perceive as less than perfect, or in most cases, too big body parts.

    But how do you get in on this new phenomena? What are the rules and tools needed to play to win? Let’s face it, not everybody is going to be good at this, some people just won’t have the guts or won’t be smart enough to keep up.

    But we know you can do it, right?

    Below are Three Sure Fire Ways For Successful Body Shaming so you can rise to the head of the class of being a jerk.

    1. Be a celebrity. Really, nobody cares what you have to say. Your friends on Instagram are part of the great unwashed just like you are. What you really need to truly wage a successful body shamming campaign or to make a mark beyond just your friend’s Twitter feed is to be famous. If you are, then when you call a girlfriend out for her small breasts or cellulite, or a guy friend for not having abbs as tight as yours, your shamming will go that much farther and further, upper and outter. And no, the person you are shamming doesn’t have to be a celeb like you (though it helps).

    2. Be perfect yourself or if not perfect, make sure to photoshop those parts of you that aren’t.

    3. Only ever shame across social media. Really, what is this 1984?? when we look somebody in the eye and tell them face-to-face what we think of them! Snap Chat, Twitter all the rest of it was invented exactly because we don’t really want to see the other person face-to-face, leave our houses, be physically present when we interact or insult somebody. Download the necessary apps, get your fingers up to speed and be constantly checking your phone…as any above the line competent shammer does these days.

    There are plenty more tips to being a good body shammer, but begin with the above and work your way up to expert. The net is your oyster, go call-out those fat pearls.

    Ralph Greco, Jr – I am the P.R. liaison for The Erotic Heritage Museum: http://www.eroticmuseumvegas.com/ writer for the blog here at: https://dawnamatrix.com/ editor-in-chief of this global latex quarterly magazine and its site: http://vongutenberg.com/ editor-in-chief of this weekly column: http://www.shortandsweetnyc.com/category/features/sex/ and a teacher/freelance writer in the adult field.

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  • Escort Etiquette Advice For Clients

    Escort Etiquette Advice For Clients

    Before I began working as an escort I was a certified Pillow Princess! I was too shy and self-conscious to take control in the bedroom. Sex was enjoyable for me but inherently intimidating, especially with someone I really liked or admired. But now? Sex is nothing short of liberating, an exhilarating adventure with every encounter!

    There are the obvious reasons why sex can create instant intimacy for most… The sensation of touching one another… Syncing your gyrations to move as one… Exploring each other’s hidden carnal desires… The ecstasy fueled release in climax… But, in my opinion, the best part of sex is EXACTLY what used to intimidate me the most! It’s the connection that is created between you and the other person in that stolen moment. It’s the eye contact, the giggles, the moans, the voyeurism in watching one another climax. For me, it’s more than just touch and sensation that creates intimacy, and good sex is impossible without intimacy.

    I love creating and partaking in those passionate moments. Escorting has helped me to overcome my insecurities and mental blocks to really enjoy sex without getting wrapped up in “doing it right.” Now I’m able to let go in the moment and venture with another to find that connection in tried and true, yet pleasurably unique ways every time.

    Clients I Prefer Seeing

    The only preferences I have regarding clients I am willing to see are that they must be hygienic and respectful. A cleanly shaven face (or well-groomed beard), FRESH breath, clean and trimmed fingernails, as well as a working knowledge of why one must never venture from front to back… are all vastly underrated and GREATLY appreciated qualities in clients. As far as being respectful goes there is not a punitive, demanding, or vindictive bone in my body. If you try to contact me and you are pushy, uncouth, start trying to negotiate donations, or avoid screening, I will simply disengage. I have never believed in doing anything that feels like a waste of time or energy. Therefore, I have no interest in arguing or begging, nor do I have the patience for either. No booking is that important to me.

    How My Screening Process Works

    I do not make appointments over the phone. Other providers might, and more power to them! But it has proven to be more of a hassle and a drain on my time and energy reserves trying to do so. Every call I receive, I respond with a text redirecting you to my website as soon as my schedule permits me to do so. Sometimes I will screen or take information via text, but I prefer to correspond via email (ExclusiveJourdanJames@Protonmail.com) or to receive meeting requests via the secure booking form on my website.

    Importance Of Personal & Client Privacy

    As of right now my privacy, health, and safety are all equally paramount and non-negotiable aspects of escorting for me. There are providers who show their full face in their ads and social media, but I don’t see that in my future any time soon. I have so much admiration and respect for career escorts, but that trajectory is not why I began escorting. I don’t think escorting should affect someone’s other personal and professional endeavors, but I can’t really control the sway of social stigma..

    Right now I’m just hoping to use escorting as a stepping stone into the next chapter of my life. I have not been contacted by someone I know personally in a professional capacity and truthfully, I hope it never happens. I’d only be willing to share my legal name with a sponsor who is interested in entering into a formal arrangement. But that’s the type of dynamic that requires a substantial amount of mutual trust. That level of trust can only be fostered and proven with actions that betray each individual’s character over a significant amount of time.

    Common Mistakes Clients Make

    A guaranteed way to get blacklisted or ignored by me is to contact me and attempt to goad me into giving you a moment-by-moment breakdown of our prospective time together. I am a companion. I provide an experience. If you really are eager to meet me, then why not expedite the process by reading through my website and reviews before contacting me? If you are unsure about anything you’ve read I would be delighted to clarify any concerns you might have! But once you start throwing acronyms at me and pandering for a play-by-play, I move your information to the blocked list. If you read through my website most of the questions you could have will likely be acknowledged there. I don’t have the energy for time-wasters and I have no interest in incriminating myself.

    Tips For First-Timer Clients

    A lot of girls will refuse to see you unless you provide them with your legal name, regardless of any screening site or review board membership you might have. We don’t care who you’re married to or who your boss is, and I’m sure as hell not going to call anyone (though some providers do and that is their prerogative). We are just looking for some basic information to verify your identity for our safety. Historically, there have been a lot fewer providers who can behaviorally be likened to Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction and a lot more clients who can be likened to Christian Bale in American Psycho. Having “BulgingJohn6969” saved in our calendar doesn’t do much to lead the police to our body after we’ve lost in a race against you and your chainsaw, if you know what I mean.

    I can promise you, I am just as anxious and eager to meet you as you are to meet me! So when you reach out to me, make it easier on both of us and help expedite the process. Fill out the booking form on a provider’s website as completely as possible and with as much information as possible. Better yet, contact a provider with a quick introduction and the date, time, and desired duration of your meeting (feel free to throw in a modest compliment if you’re feeling flirty!).

    Follow that introduction with a link to your LinkedIn profile or work website and the websites and email addresses (or phone numbers) of 2 providers you’ve met with recently. Follow these instructions and you can contact me personally to complain if the lucky lady you’ve messaged isn’t concealing a raging river flowing with excitement and anticipation the moment she opens the door to meet you!

    Jourdan James is Chicago’s premier executive companion. She’s eager to please, but I wouldn’t recommend asking her opinion if you don’t want to hear the truth! There’s nothing she enjoys more than creating a private world wherein you are the center of her universe. Her dry wit, effervescent personality, and effortlessly sensual demeanor will always leave you wanting more. Follow Jourdan on:

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    In the coming month Jourdan will begin publishing a monthly blog post to her website! If you’ve enjoyed her unique perspective here at SimplySxy, be sure to head over to her website or follow her on Twitter so you don’t miss out on updates!

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  • My Sex Preferences and Favorite Positions

    My Sex Preferences and Favorite Positions

    Sex is wonderful. Sex is amazing. Sex is so many things. It can be a kinky, hot, sweaty mess or an amazing opportunity to connect with someone. Our urbanized society puts such a taboo on it that we forget how fun, orgasmic and liberating it can be. Sex is the reason I get to have so much fun doing what I do.

    Sex is what brings us together. Look at me, sounding like a hippie. Really though, you build chemistry the moment you meet, connect physically, do what turns you on and have amazing orgasms. It’s so simple!

    Some of us get so caught up hiding our porn, our sexual preferences and our deepest sexual desires that we forget to let them loose with the right people. Which really sucks. I get so turned on when a guy comes to me and says “I have something I want to try with you.”

    Sex should be liberating. It should be a go to, an escape, an amazing experience, and most of all it should be explosive. Orgasmic. Let’s have more sex, and create more orgasms.

    One Major Mistake Men Make During Sex

    Worrying. Stop it. I know it’s like saying “calm down” when you’re pissed but it ruins the whole experience. Guys worry so much if they are “doing it right” that they forget to just relax and enjoy the experience.

    All you have to do is show up and enjoy yourself. Do what you want and enjoy. If you push the limits I will let you know but I want to see you enjoy. It turns me on.

    My Favorite Sex Position

    Me on top or doggystyle any day. Something about the way I can really feel a man inside of me during both of those.

    When I’m on top I have more control, but something about the way I can feel the man completely inside of me when I am sitting on top of him, really gets me going. I’m wet just thinking about it right now.

    Doggystyle allows a man to grab me from behind and have their way with me. I find that such a turn on.

    Quickies Or Long-Lasting Sex?

    Both. They are so different. Long-lasting sex can lead to multiple orgasms, exploration of each other, different positions and acts, and of course moaning. Long lasting sex can leave you in a daze hours after.

    Quickies are like a straight shot, a concentrated dose of pleasure in a short amount of time. They leave you breathless.

    How I Love To Kink Sex Up

    I like to grab onto a man or at least touch him somewhere like his leg or his shoulder during the act. It’s an extra boost to the pleasure.

    Changing the speed of our rhythm during the act. When it’s really heated up, slow down. It gets you to the edge and back, leaving you wanting to come even more.

    Brielle Barnes – Real, classy and unique. I have a great smile and an all-natural body. I’m sensual, adventurous, discreet and flirty. I am open-minded so we can build a great connection together. I’m your sweetheart girl next door with a wild side. Our time together is laid back, yet full of passion. Find out more about me on:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/briellebarnes7
    Website: www.briellebarnes.com

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