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3 Sure Fire Ways For Successful Body Shaming

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3 Sure Fire Ways For Successful Body Shaming

Well kids, if you’re looking for some fun this weekend or are just lying around bored with Snap Chat or the latest Netflix offering, why not get in on the latest best-est most viral-est craze modern man (and woman) has come to lately…body shaming. Yes, you can exert your unfounded feelings of superiority, bully from afar, become part of that conversation you know is always happening around you and lift yourself up to the level of one of the cooler peeps by giving some relief to that itchy Twitter or staving off texting for a millisec and call people names for what you and a few others perceive as less than perfect, or in most cases, too big body parts.

But how do you get in on this new phenomena? What are the rules and tools needed to play to win? Let’s face it, not everybody is going to be good at this, some people just won’t have the guts or won’t be smart enough to keep up.

But we know you can do it, right?

Below are Three Sure Fire Ways For Successful Body Shaming so you can rise to the head of the class of being a jerk.

1. Be a celebrity. Really, nobody cares what you have to say. Your friends on Instagram are part of the great unwashed just like you are. What you really need to truly wage a successful body shamming campaign or to make a mark beyond just your friend’s Twitter feed is to be famous. If you are, then when you call a girlfriend out for her small breasts or cellulite, or a guy friend for not having abbs as tight as yours, your shamming will go that much farther and further, upper and outter. And no, the person you are shamming doesn’t have to be a celeb like you (though it helps).

2. Be perfect yourself or if not perfect, make sure to photoshop those parts of you that aren’t.

3. Only ever shame across social media. Really, what is this 1984?? when we look somebody in the eye and tell them face-to-face what we think of them! Snap Chat, Twitter all the rest of it was invented exactly because we don’t really want to see the other person face-to-face, leave our houses, be physically present when we interact or insult somebody. Download the necessary apps, get your fingers up to speed and be constantly checking your phone…as any above the line competent shammer does these days.

There are plenty more tips to being a good body shammer, but begin with the above and work your way up to expert. The net is your oyster, go call-out those fat pearls.


Ralph Greco, Jr – I am the P.R. liaison for The Erotic Heritage Museum: http://www.eroticmuseumvegas.com/ writer for the blog here at: https://dawnamatrix.com/ editor-in-chief of this global latex quarterly magazine and its site: http://vongutenberg.com/ editor-in-chief of this weekly column: http://www.shortandsweetnyc.com/category/features/sex/ and a teacher/freelance writer in the adult field.


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Ralph Greco

I am the P.R. liaison for The Erotic Heritage Museum: http://www.eroticmuseumvegas.com/ writer for the blog here at: https://dawnamatrix.com/ editor-in-chief of this global latex quarterly magazine and its site: http://vongutenberg.com/ editor-in-chief of this weekly column: http://www.shortandsweetnyc.com/category/features/sex/ and a teacher/freelance writer in the adult field.

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