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How & Why to Date a MILF

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How & Why to Date a MILF

First and foremost, the semantics and linguistics in this article are very important. I am very passionate about what it is that I’m writing here. My intention is not to compose a tongue-in-cheek comedic summary, but a sincere overview, from the perspective of a genuine MILF.
To understand what I mean,  I’ve referenced an article in which the author speaks his opinions on MILF dating. There are many articles I’ve read,  eerily similar to this one. This author is, of course,  entitled to his opinions but I am telling you (vehemently) this is an article about cougars. This is NOT an accurate description of milfs.
I’m not man bashing in saying,  as usual,  the man has it all wrong. It is scientifically evidenced that men and womens brains simply do NOT process thought and emotion  in the same manner. His article is spot-on in describing how a cougar dates like a man,  and is primarily out for fun, but it’s kind of offensive to a MILF.
It’s true,  most men forget what the M in MILF stands for! Mother! Single mothers have it really hard in America today. And there are so many of them,  it’s become common place, but do not discredit the struggle.
Remember the intro above about the importance of semantics? Here’s another circumstance in which it comes into play,  for,  single mother is NOT synonymous with MILF. Single moms can be in school, living with family, they’re often younger and have a support system in place. This is how/why MILF began to be confused with cougar. MILF describes a woman age 35 and beyond.
In terms of beginning, middle, and end it goes: single mom, MILF, then cougar. Cougars have grown, independent children or no children at all. There. Now that we’ve got the semantics straight,  we can continue. As a MILF and an individual who has no living family with the exception of distant cousins in other states, I am both mother and father to my kids. I am disciplinarian but also nurturer. In the household I am the breadwinner, but also the receptionist, and janitorial staff in this “company”. Now you imagine doing all of that, with no assistance, 24/7 and only 6 hrs of sleep each night. As you can gather, having a social life is at the bottom of the priority totem. For me, personally, if something doesn’t make me money or make me very happy,  I don’t make time.
That being said, as you can also imagine, whomever were to swoop in and “save” this MILF from the stress of her mundane trappings, would be quite handsomely rewarded! True it is a lot to take on, to date a MILF; it is actual work. The benefits are bountiful to those strong enough to take on the deed.
Women hit their sexual prime late 30’s to early 40’s which means you’re going to get frequent, uninhibited GREAT sex. That alone should make it worth your while. But wait, there’s more (in my best info-mercial voice) another perk is that MILF frequently do not want to rush like women in their 20’s and early 30’s may. I personally have no desire to get married nor have more children. So there would never be any pressure or nagging in that realm. I’m an independent individual so I don’t want to be smothered and I won’t smother you. I know the value of “me”  time.
If my bills are paid and my house is straightened (note: I didn’t say cleaned, I said straightened) then I’m happy! I lived the first half of my life for others and “by the book” and now it’s MY time before I get too old to enjoy it! I want experimental sex, adventures, and FUN! I don’t mean going to the extreme of partying constantly and blowing tons of money (if you want that, you’d be better off finding a younger single mom or cougar). But I want and deserve responsible and true happiness.
I want what’s REAL … I already know who I am and what I want out of life … now I just want an equal partner in crime,  so to speak. I want mad passion, love, lots of adventurous sex, laughter, and something that bears NO resemblance to the dating games of yesteryear. Someone who I can really be myself with and be honest with. Someone who proves he is willing to give all of himself to me, whom I can give all of myself to in return. But no set end goal, other than mutual personal fulfillment.
Once you have earned the trust and respect of a bonafied MILF you are, from that point forth, the King. Imagine the fulfilling acknowledgement you’ve always wanted yet never seemed to wrangle from past relationships. Imagine finding the girl who is “a lady in the street and a freak in the bed”. You can go out dressed to the nine one night and sit home in your Pj’s vegging the next. You can be romantic and sensual one minute, then dirty and naughty the next! You don’t have to preplan your words, hold in your farts, nor spend every penny you make on me. You don’t need to know how to decipher the passive-aggressive mixed messages of today’s average woman (I simply don’t have the time or energy for that bullshit). Nope.
To date this MILF you just need to be REAL. And you have to be man enough for me to be real with you. It’s the quintessential relationship! Most men are too egotistical or afraid of rejection to make a move on a MILF. There’s really no need to be insecure. Most GOOD women, MILFS like me, are busting their asses trying to make ends meet and going home alone at night to masturbate to porn, just like you! I’m tired. I’m overworked, often under appreciated. I’m lonely, I’m horny and I need you to be courageous and make a move! Chivalry isn’t dead.
Let’s feel all the things neither of our exes made us feel. After all, at the end of the day and at the end of our lives, it’s going to all come down to how we feel about ourselves and how we made others feel about themselves, that really makes the most difference.

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Vanya

Vanya is a FL native, age 40, MILF, with performance art background, currently a fetish/alternative model and adult entertainer as of April 2014. She is an art lover, tattoo enthusiast, self proclaimed paradox. To learn more about this eclectic Vixen, follow her on Twitter @VanyaVixen

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