A brief look through the strange and wonderful history of sex toys from the first Dildo 30,000 years to the boom of Online Shopping.
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Some Super-Fruits To Pep Up Your Sex Life
Fruits are known to be good for your health. High loaded in vitamins and antioxidants, we have heard many reasons to consume them on a daily basis. Do you also know that some fruits are able to increase your sex drive and make your horny? We bring you the lowdown on some simple fruits with amazing powers that can be easily bought off the shelves in the supermarket just round the corner of your home.
1. Dates
Doesn’t everyone love a hot date followed by amazing sex?
Dates contain amino acids which help to combat any lack of sex drive or lower energy levels which are great for a mood boost. These succulent fruits will increase your stamina and improve sexual desire due to the improved production of hormones. Moreover, dates are sweet, easy to consume on the go and very addictive.
2. Avocados
Avocados are great for our sex drive. They contain high folic acid levels that assist in metabolising proteins which give us an energy boost.
Avocados contain lots of potassium, which is good for blood flow and are known to benefit a women’s libido. In addition, they have generous levels of vitamin B6 which help to fight stress and provide the energy for you to keep going and also with the production of testosterone.
An interesting fact? Avocados grow on trees which are known as the testicle tree because of the it’s shape, and they tend to grow in pairs. Sounds like anything familiar down below?
3. Mangoes
Mangoes come with full of vitamin E which is essential for increasing sex hormones. Not only do mangoes calm the emotions, they also provide moistening fluids for your body keeping you well hydrated. The natural sugars in mangoes provide an energy boost ensuring you have a long lasting time.
4. Bananas
The one fruit shaped like the men’s anatomy that is sure to get you going. Bananas contain potassium which is used in producing sex hormones as well as regulating energy levels.
Bromelain is another great substance found in bananas for a good boost to those sexual feelings. Bromelain is a type of enzyme that fights impotency in men so guys, please start stocking up. Bananas also stimulates the serotonin production, a feel good hormone which helps improve sleep and elevate moods.
5. Pomegranates
Pomegranates are probably one of the most well known fruits for increasing your sex drive. The main reason why pomegranates are so effective is that it helps the body to produce nitric oxide. Nitric oxide helps to increase blood flow by opening up blood vessels which is can only be great news for the libido.
Pomegranate juice is more potent but the fruit is also enjoyable to eat. Do bear in mind that it contains antioxidants such as tannins and anthocyanins which prevent the aging process in our bodies. Furthermore, these antioxidants help to significantly reduce the risk of medical conditions like heart disease, high blood pressure, arthritis and bronchitis.
6. Coconuts
The coconut is one fruit that can is useful in so many sexy ways. Not only is coconut oil great for a massage, it is anti-viral, anti-fungal, anti-bacterial and a safe lubricant as well. Its sweet and refreshing scent will enhance your mood and provide stress relief. Bear in mind though that coconut oil can damage latex condoms! The juice of a young coconut helps in keeping the body hydrated and promoting lustful energy as a result of the natural sugars and anti-aging hormone called kinetin.
7. Raspberries
A little known fact about raspberries is that they are used to treat erectile dysfunction, just like the kiwi fruit. Full of vitamin C and a passion red, raspberries encourage the production of sex hormones such as estrogen, androgen and progesterone.
8. Figs
Arguably the most surprising item on this list, figs have quite the sexual appeal. Their interior is pink and fleshy; producing a musky and sexual scent, as is their flavour. All these lead to a heightening of our senses which improve our moods and let our libido’s rise from their sleep. Like the pomegranate, figs help in the production of nitric oxide.
Figs are also extremely effective at increasing libido in both males and females due to the high levels of amino acids found inside. Amino acids play an important role in normal sexual function which helps increase the levels of nitric oxide in the body.
Physically, the fig closely resembles the female anatomy and can have a warm, sticky interior from absorbing that hot sun all day. Guys, please don’t have any wild thoughts though!
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Toy Maker: MyToy
If you’re bored with all the regular dildos and vibrators on the market, why not check out MyToy. One of the newest trends in the sex toys, MyToy is a simple and inexpensive kit to designing and creating your own vibrating silicone toy.
The soft skin feel silicone rubber is non-toxic and kneadable. Not to mention, it’s ready in an hour. Simply follow the instructions, mix it up and paste it onto the vibrator and you’ve got a vibrator designed by you for you.
Pick one up today and get creative, our writers say that it’s an amazingly fun thing to do with the girls especially during bachelorette parties.
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Toy Maker: Natural Contours
GET YOURS TODAY AT SIMPLYSXYLIFE If you haven’t heard about Natural Contours before it’s high time you should. Born in 1996, they’ve been making intimate massagers for over TWO DECADES! That’s experience you can count on.
The products of Natural Contours are made of the highest quality materials and have been uniquely designed to ergonomically fit the contours of a woman’s body. Not to mention, they are also delivered in a stylish packaging. No one but you would know you bought a vibe.
The combination of industrial design and sexual health expertise coupled with the highest manufacturing standards, Natural Contours in our opinion does live up to it’s brand vision of TASTEFUL, ELEGANT, DISCREET, STYLISH & ERGONOMIC.
Whether you’re the sex toy virgin looking to start exploring your intimate regions or the sensual veteran with the trunk full of used vibes Natural Contours will have something from you. The Energie for instance is weight resistance trainer for the Kegel muscles that is guaranteed to give your lover a surprise.
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INFOG: Crotch Shots: The Definitive Guide to Anatomical Slang
A definitive guide for the names you have always called your naughty bits, but never known why. From Medieval literature to Grey’s Anatomy, this guide will let you know where your favourite anatomical slang comes from.
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40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women – Part 2
Earlier this week, we started this post off with the first 20 mistakes men make while having sex now we’re wrapping up with the next 20.
Ladies, we’re pretty sure you’ve definitely come across some of these and guys, you’d want to pay attention.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don’t know, don’t ask.23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY
Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what’s necessary.26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don’t grab her head.27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.30) TAKING PICTURES
When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” she’ll hear the words “__to show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS
There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t.35) GIVING LOVE BITES
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS
Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big turn-on.37) TALKING DIRTY
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know.38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.39) SQUASHING HER
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.40) THANKING HER
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30 Sex facts that make you go what???
Sex is conversational topic that everyone is more than interested to have their two cents worth. More often that not, there is always an element of exaggeration that causes us to ponder if what was said was fact or fiction. We scoured the net and shortlisted crazy sex facts that will blow your mind. Read on and enjoy!
Fact 1 – Sperm is considered an anti-aging treatment as it contains proteins that have the same anti-wrinkle effect as your moisturizer, which tighten skin and give an instant face-lift. Ditch your SK-II now ladies!
Fact 2 – Being very well hydrated leads to better orgasms.
Fact 3 – Smoking has the ability to shorten a men’s penis by as much as 1cm. Now that is another reason to start quitting.
Fact 4 – A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.
Fact 5 – For five minutes per day, try tensing and relaxing your PC muscles (the ones that hold in pee). It might give you better orgasms.
Fact 6 – The record for masturbating continuously is 9 hours 57 minutes by a Japanese dude called Masanobu Sato who achieved this during the annual Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco.
Fact 7 – Couples who don’t have a TV in their bedroom have 50 percent more sex.
Fact 8 – Over in Thailand, on the King’s birthday, males are offered free vasectomies. More than 1,000 are often performed in his honour.
Fact 9 – Men have an average of 11 erections per day. That isn’t a lot considering men have sex on their minds all the time.
Fact 10 – There are roughly 200 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. Are you one of the lucky 200 million?
Fact 11 – Every second, 7 Viagra tablets are sold around the world.
Fact 12 – You improve your immune system by 30% when you have sex once a week.
Fact 13 – Between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria are exchanged when two people kiss.
Fact 14 – Consuming ginger stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex. It increases your heart rate, gets your blood pumping and makes you excited for the night ahead.
Fact 15 – Men who are deprived of sleep are more likely to believe that women want to have sex with them.
Fact 16 – The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
Fact 17 – There is an average of 7 calories in each teaspoon of semen.
Fact 18 – A female ferret will die if she doesn’t have sex for a year.
Fact 19 – 25% of penises are slightly bent when erect.
Fact 20 – When aroused, a man’s testicles can increase in size by 50%.
Fact 21 – Sexsomnia: Having sex while in your sleep.
Fact 22 – What is the common shared sexual practice among humans, fishes and porpoises? Fellatio!
Fact 23 – Kangaroos have 3 vaginas. Yes, 3.
Fact 24 – Women who masturbate regularly are more likely to experience orgasm during intercourse.
Fact 25 – Over the course of his lifetime, a male will ejaculate approximately 1.5 liters of semen. That is nothing compared to the blue whale which can ejaculate 750 liters in one go!
Fact 26 – Mechaphiles: People who like having sex with their cars or other machines.
Fact 27 – Women’s orgasms last almost four times as long as men’s.
Fact 28 – The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph.
Fact 29 – A research found that couples who do more housework had more sex.
Fact 30 – Women’s breasts increases in size by up to 25% when she is sexually aroused.
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Murphy’s Law on Sex. Are you feeling lucky?
Most people are familiar with Murphy’s Law that is commonly mentioned as Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. We at Simply Sxy came across a list of Murphy’s Law on Sex. Enjoy reading them for a good laugh if you have not seen them before!
- The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
- Nothing improves with age.
- No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
- Sex has no calories.
- Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
- Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
- No sex with anyone in the same office.
- Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
- A man in the house is worth two in the street.
- If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
- Virginity can be cured.
- When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
- The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
- Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
- It is always the wrong time of month.
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
- When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
- Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
- Sow your wild oats on Saturday night – Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
- The younger the better.
- The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
- It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
- Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
- Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
- There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
- Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
- Love is a hole in the heart.
- If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
- Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
- Do it only with the best.
- Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
- One good turn gets most of the blankets.
- You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
- Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.
- Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
- Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
- A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
- What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
- It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
- Never say no.
- A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
- Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
- Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
- Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
- A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
- Love comes in spurts.
- The world does not revolve on an axis.
- Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.
- There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
- Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
- Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- “This won’t hurt, I promise.”
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40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women – Part 1
One of the gripes many women have with men is that men do not know what a women wants, especially when it comes to sex. Not enough foreplay, being too rough, fumbling while removing her bra are some of the common ones we have heard. Thankfully, we found a rather complete list which some of the points seem pretty relevant. Here’s the first 20 with more to come.
Ladies, do you agree with the list and gentlemen, are you guilty of anyone of them? We will like to hear your comments!
1) NOT KISSING FIRST
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.3) NOT SHAVING
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.5) BITING HER NIPPLES
Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy, isn’t.6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you’ve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK
Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt so don’t get carried away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior ofher vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY
Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of buttons.17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.18) GOING TOO FAST
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool – she’ll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,with clean, straight, regular thrusts.19) GOING TOO HARD
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.20) COMING TOO SOON
Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.To be continued…
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Toy Maker: Jimmyjane
Jimmyjane, Live Sexy.
HELLO TOUCH. GET YOURS TODAY AT SIMPLYSXYLIFE. In the world of luxury vibrators, Jimmyjane is no stranger. Since their launch in 2004, they have been on the forefront of redefining the phrase “sexual wellbeing”. Born in San Francisco, Jimmyjane combines their proprietary technology with a design centric approach to the birth of sex toys.
Founded by Ethan Imboden who leveraged an integrated design philosophy together with acute business acumen, Jimmyjane has quickly evolved into a driving force in transforming the sex toy industry. With an emphasis that “everything should be beautifully designed”, it has really shined through in the toys which Jimmyjane produces.
Their products have received critical acclaim and won multiple design and adult lifestyle awards. It’s not surprising that at the recent 2013 AVN Awards, Jimmyjane walked away as the “Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer – Small”. While they might have a diverse product range offering beads, vibrators, lubricants to massage essentials, one of their most innovative sex toys on the market is the Hello Touch. Featured on Gizmodo which states that it “may be the best sex toy ever invented”. Well, we’ve tried and tested the Hello Touch, and it’s definitely something worth trying at least once.
Being committed to supporting healthy, playful and intelligent enjoyment of sexuality, we believe that Jimmyjane will continue to revolutionize the adult lifestyle market for decades to come.
