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  • Oral sex mistakes men make

    Oral sex mistakes men make

    I love everything about receiving oral sex! It’s just something so raw, animalistic, and taboo about oral sex. The fact that some consider it “dirty” is a huge turn on. But, in detail, I love to cum in my man’s mouth and all over his face. There’s definitely nothing hotter than looking down and watching a guy please you with his lips, fingers, and tongue.

    What I love…

    I love a man that just dives in it and makes it fun. I like it when he sticks his tongue inside my pussy, sucks on my clit, and alternates his tongue and fingers. Fast or slow just depends on the mood at the time. I like them both.

    I also like to play/experiment so I love a man that’s open to that. Use ice, fruits, etc. Play with different pressures, and speeds. Give me multiple orgasms; I mean I like to cum at least twice before I have sex. It gets my pussy hungry, wet, and very sensitive.

    Mistakes men make…

    First, let me start by saying that you really have to understand that each woman is different, and have different preferences. You cannot, I repeat, cannot do the exact same thing every time thinking that’s going to get the job done. That’s the first mistake guys make.

    Another is not listening to her body/response as you’re doing it. You have to get comfortable and take your time. Follow her body; wherever she goes, you go there with her.

    Another mistake is not taking their time and just rushing it or half-ass doing it. Don’t give her four licks, then come up ready to shove your cock inside her like you did something. Wrong!! Don’t stab, poke, bite, or give too much pressure. We’re just as sensitive as you are and biting or putting a lot of pressure can hurt or feel uncomfortable. And that fucks the mood completely up.

    Also, don’t be afraid to experiment. Don’t be afraid of toys/vibrators. These guys could end up being your new best friends! But make sure you’re both comfortable with a type of toy. Tips for playing with toys: Try alternating with your tongue and vibrator on her clit changing the speeds. Rub her vaginal opening with your hand, tongue, vibrator. You could stick it slowly in while licking her clit, then pull it out and replace the toy with your mouth or tongue. Give a little, tease her, ask her to tell you what and how she wants something done. Then take your time either giving it to her right away or rationing it out.

    Experiment and play!! Sex is supposed to be fulfilling and fun. So make sure that it is for your lady.

    My name is Daphne Daniels. I’m a Pisces. I love to flirt, have fun, enjoy life. And oh yea, I’m a BBW Pornstar.Visit the links to my Twitter and Facebook to find out more about me!

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  • 40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women – Part 2

    40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women – Part 2

    Earlier this week, we started this post off with the first 20 mistakes men make while having sex now we’re wrapping up with the next 20.

    Ladies, we’re pretty sure you’ve definitely come across some of these and guys, you’d want to pay attention.

    21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
    It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.

    22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME
    You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don’t know, don’t ask.

    23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY
    Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

    24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
    Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

    25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX
    Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what’s necessary.

    26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
    Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don’t grab her head.

    27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES
    In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

    28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES
    Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not.  Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

    29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
    This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.

    30) TAKING PICTURES
    When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” she’ll hear the words “__to show my buddies.”  At least let her have custody of them.

    31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH
    Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

    32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS
    There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

    33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
    If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

    34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE
    Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t.

    35) GIVING LOVE BITES
    It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully.  No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

    36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS
    Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big turn-on.

    37) TALKING DIRTY
    It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know.

    38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES
    You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

    39) SQUASHING HER
    Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

    40) THANKING HER
    Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

  • 40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women – Part 1

    40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women – Part 1

    One of the gripes many women have with men is that men do not know what a women wants, especially when it comes to sex. Not enough foreplay, being too rough, fumbling while removing her bra are some of the common ones we have heard. Thankfully, we found a rather complete list which some of the points seem pretty relevant. Here’s the first 20 with more to come.

    Ladies, do you agree with the list and gentlemen, are you guilty of anyone of them?  We will like to hear your comments!

    1) NOT KISSING FIRST
    Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

    2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
    Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

    3) NOT SHAVING
    You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.

    4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST
    Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

    5) BITING HER NIPPLES
    Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy, isn’t.

    6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES
    Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

    7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
    A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you’ve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

    8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED
    Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

    9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
    Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

    10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
    Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

    11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK
    Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

    12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
    Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.

    13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
    Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

    14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
    Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt so don’t get carried away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior ofher vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

    15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
    You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

    16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY
    Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of buttons.

    17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
    A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

    18) GOING TOO FAST
    When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool – she’ll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

    19) GOING TOO HARD
    If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

    20) COMING TOO SOON
    Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

    To be continued…