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What’s All the Hype about High-Tech Sex Toys For Masturbation?

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What’s All the Hype about High-Tech Sex Toys For Masturbation?

Do you remember how we all used to sit in our rooms and beat off until our hands were soaked in baby batter? How many of us got wrist or elbow cramps because of how much we liked to play with ourselves? Did you mom tell you that you’d go blind or was that only a thing in my house? You never know anymore.

The world has changed quite a bit over the last few years, and with that has come many transformations in male masturbation. Exhibit A: the marriage of technology with men’s sex toys. We used to only fantasize about these kinds of products, but now we can own them. But if you still don’t understand all the hype, keep reading.

What is high-tech masturbation?

We all know what masturbation is. It’s called jerking off, bopping the bishop, beating the meat, and choking the chicken in other languages. But regardless of its name, this activity is not only good for your health but it’s also fun to do by yourself or with a partner. Add in some technology and it goes to a whole new level.

In fact, sextech and all of its kinky components directly encourage masturbation, and we should all be a little more thankful for that. According to National Institutes of Health (NIH), going on a date with Pamela Handerson can help with sexual development, ejaculation endurance, confidence, and relationships. It also feels pretty amazing if you do it right.

That’s why technologically advanced sex toys were invented in the first place. Everyone started understanding how great jerking off really was, and they wanted to make it even better than it has been since the dawn of time. Thus, most high-tech devices come with the following features:

Bluetooth

This is what allows two separate devices to work in tandem without cords or wires. It’s also used for long-distance play on toys with other technologies.

Motion Sensors

With the motion-sensing feature, users can enjoy tailored and unpredictable patterns of pleasure. Paired with Bluetooth, it’s great for real-time sensations with a partner too.

Sync-to-Music

This technology lets users enjoy rhythmic sensations while listening to their favorite mood music. Meanwhile, it may also be available on toys without syncing abilities.

Virtual Reality

VR is one of the newest inventions and the latest addition to the sextech portfolio. It provides visual stimulation alongside physical pleasure for a more realistic experience.

3D Porn Content Connectivity

Alongside the virtual reality comes 3-dimensional XXX content, much of which is interactive. You can even have sex with your favorite porn star if you get the right equipment.

Automatic Strokers

The only thing missing from the pie was a hands-free option. But that slice was given generously by the automatic stroking machines we have available today.

Artificial Intelligence

As we get closer to preferring sex with robots over human beings, we start seeing toys with A.I. being introduced. For many, that’s the start of something truly revolutionary.

High-Grade Materials

Most high-grade sex toys are made out of silicone, thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), polyvinyl chloride (PVC), or a patented polycarbonate blend. Latex has long since been disgraced.

Rechargeable Batteries

With all of these amazing abilities, contemporary masturbation toys usually come with USB rechargeable batteries. Some even have plug-in motors for non-stop pleasure.

High-tech masturbation is a type of self-pleasure that incorporates state-of-the-art equipment. It’s like sexy multiplication for your dick, only everyone has the answer and there’s no test at the end. Masturbating with technology, or sextech, is performance-based as well as aesthetic. It uses industry-leading ergonomics and user-friendly settings to deliver a more realistic and customizable experience.

If that’s not enough to get your goat, then what is? Perhaps if you knew about all of the benefits it would change your mind. That’s what happened to my tired-wristed ass. So, if you’re up for a challenge, check out what’s next.

The six benefits of high-tech sex toys

Masturbation is already great by itself and that’s why we all do it. Many of assume there’s no way to make it better. But these six things are the bonus points you get when you use high-tech sex toys for pleasure, whether you believe the hype or not:

#1. Easier Orgasms

You don’t have as hard of a time getting off when you’re not the one doing all the work. Aside from saving your hands and wrists from carpal tunnel, sextech devices can also make it easier to reach orgasm without full-blown intercourse. It’s basically your bridge between the Great Dick Divide.

#2. Versatile Play

There’s more than one way to play pocket pool these days, meaning you don’t have to settle for flat and funky pocket pussies anymore. Unless you’re into having only one type of experience, you can now mix and match your sensations in more ways than any of us can count.

#3. Fantasy Fulfillment

Beating your dick like it owes you money consists of pulling out all the stops until you get off. You don’t need a live partner to get it on, but you may need some help fulfilling a few of those disgusting fantasies of yours. Keep dreaming about fucking a famous porn star? Consider it done. 

#4. Stamina Training

Nobody is happy with how long they last in bed. Meanwhile, guys reach orgasm at around the 5-minute mark while ladies generally take about 20. Thus, stamina training helps couples find a happier middle ground. Automatic strokers with rechargeable batteries and artificial intelligence certainly do the trick.

#5. Boosted Pleasure

Who doesn’t want their penis to experience enhanced sexual pleasure? Since everyone’s hand is still down I’ll assume that you’re all aware of this benefit. You just can’t go wrong when you’re always masturbating with technologically efficient performers that don’t need to kiss or cuddle when you get done.

#6. Couple’s Support

Infidelity and temptation are two of the biggest issues plaguing modern couples. This is especially true for people in long-distance relationships. High-tech masturbation helps to solve that problem and prevent cheating with interactive sex toys that are actually fun, easy, and practical for today’s lover.

NOTE: There may be a few other benefits which depend on how you use your device(s). So, check your owner’s manual for creative ideas, usage warnings, and product suggestions.

The final verdict

Nobody wants to admit they’re terrible at masturbation. It’s the only thing in life that’s not tainted by other people’s opinions. But even the guys who are good at it could use some rest from time to time. Plus, anything that makes it feel better should be welcomed at all times.


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