I’m Nona Mona, a burlesque performer and part time radio host from Adelaide South Australia. Occasionally, people entrust me with a microphone to emcee their shows… brave souls!
How will you describe your fashion style?
I would have to say I am pretty casual, nothing beats jeans, a singlet and sneakers. When it is time to step it up though, I’d describe my style as classic elegant and glamourous.
Are there any fashion accessories you can’t live without?
I’m a handbag girl, mainly because I carry so much crap. You need a mint after dinner, I got you covered. You need a tissue because you cried at the movies, bam! Climbed some stairs and now you can’t breathe, I’ve got a spare inhaler etc etc.
What is the best compliment you have received?
“I didn’t realise I was getting a comedy show with my lap dance”
On a scale of 1-10, how much of a party animal are you?
A solid 10…. oh sorry I read that as “how much do you party with animals”. I was like, um I love hanging out with my cats!
Generally a 6, I’m pretty over the party phase these days. Give me seating, no line ups, clean toilets and decent vodka, watch me rage the night away in my chair. Don’t get me wrong, there are the odd few that have had to witness level 10 Nona, but that’s sometimes food.
If you could meet with anyone past or present, who will it be?
100% Robin Williams.
Do you have any hobbies or interests?
Absolutely love reading, drinking coffee and eating pastries. In no particular order. I’m obviously a very interesting person.
What turns you off on a date?
When a person talks about their ex, has bad breath and tries to halve a bill.
Thank you for taking the time to answer our questions Nona. One question before we end, how do you define “sexy”?
To me sexy is: funny, confident, intelligent and deviant. (In that particular order).
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